What would you do if I bludgeoned your skull?
Would we still be the dearest of friends?
Or if I cut out your tongue with a blade that was dull
would then our relationship end?
What if I make your face horribly scarred
Or poured sulfuric acid on you?
If I caused your flesh to be blackened and charred
Would a simple apology do?
Or lets say I severed your spine with a saw or drove a
truck over your knees
Could your conscience permit you to call in the law
If I asked you not to and said "please"?
What if I had an affair with your mother
Then later conveyed my regret?
Would we remain such good pals with each other?
Could you forgive and forget?
And do you suppose if I blow-torched your cat
Or buried your children alive
Could you ever laugh off behavior like that?
Could our beautiful friendship survive?
If I blew up your car, doused your wife with hot tar
Or spread lies about you and young men
Do you think it will alter the way that we are?
Could we ever be buddies again?
I wonder sometimes in my insecure mind
Are we really as tight as can be?
If I ever upset you I hope I will find
That we are friends unconditionally.
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